1 00:00:01,633 --> 00:00:04,169 Jesus, I'm raising five kids, and I didn't miss last week. 2 00:00:04,502 --> 00:00:06,638 What's your excuse? 3 00:00:07,205 --> 00:00:09,908 -Ugh, Carl! -Looking for Frank. 4 00:00:10,041 --> 00:00:13,111 Two assholes busted into our house looking for you and some car. 5 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:16,181 I don't care how you get the money. I want 6 grand by Saturday... 6 00:00:16,515 --> 00:00:18,617 ...or this ear will be hanging around my neck. 7 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,285 The shoplifting is out of hand. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,188 Did Mickey pay for that? 9 00:00:23,521 --> 00:00:24,923 That's it. Follow me. 10 00:00:26,992 --> 00:00:28,927 You know where I live if you have a problem. 11 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:31,062 I have not been out of the house in years. 12 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:35,166 Oh, God. I can't. Stop it, make it stop. 13 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,740 This is no way to treat a veteran. 14 00:01:48,873 --> 00:01:52,010 -If you didn't run, we'd have flushed first. -We want our 6 grand. 15 00:01:57,816 --> 00:01:58,917 -Ugh. -Anything? 16 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:00,986 Flier for guitar lessons and a comb. 17 00:02:01,119 --> 00:02:03,221 What do I owe you for the reach-around? 18 00:02:06,124 --> 00:02:07,959 -Twenty-four hours, Frank. -Ah. 19 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:10,195 Today is "Put Your Head in the Toilet Day." 20 00:02:10,328 --> 00:02:12,130 Know what that makes tomorrow, Frank? 21 00:02:12,263 --> 00:02:14,866 "Put Your Head in the Trash Compactor Day." 22 00:02:17,836 --> 00:02:20,405 Got semolina, seven-grain and whole wheat. 23 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:23,008 You work at a bakery and all you stole was bread? 24 00:02:23,141 --> 00:02:25,944 -Where are the crullers and turnovers? -We want sugar. 25 00:02:26,077 --> 00:02:28,179 Yeah? Too bad. Free toast for a week. 26 00:02:28,313 --> 00:02:31,282 -Who wants a sandwich? -Mine with the crusts off. 27 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:33,652 How was your wake-and-bake? 28 00:02:33,785 --> 00:02:35,987 Two a.m. start. I don't know how Lucia does it. 29 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:39,324 -Hey, I got a surprise for you. -Gotta do something about that toilet. 30 00:02:39,658 --> 00:02:42,661 -What's wrong with it? -Nothing if you don't mind squatting... 31 00:02:42,794 --> 00:02:45,196 ...like a coolie so your ass doesn't touch the water. 32 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:48,299 -Did you try and fix it? -Hell, no. I just got my nails done. 33 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,735 -I got us a room at the Delacroix tonight. -Ha, ha. 34 00:02:50,869 --> 00:02:53,872 Good for you. Who you gonna take? Sounds nice. 35 00:02:54,272 --> 00:02:57,075 Where are the knives? Carl! 36 00:02:57,208 --> 00:03:00,378 -Gotta love these half-days. -Good thing public education is broke. 37 00:03:00,712 --> 00:03:01,746 Yeah, waste of time. 38 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,817 Only thing those people are equipped to teach is how to live with disappointment. 39 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:07,352 -Hey, wanna catch a movie later? -Uh... 40 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:08,953 Brandy can sneak us in. 41 00:03:09,087 --> 00:03:10,455 Can't. Gotta be at work by 3. 42 00:03:10,789 --> 00:03:13,758 -Nice jacket Kash bought you. -Thanks. 43 00:03:13,892 --> 00:03:16,995 Yeah. Tell Kash I'll take it in the ass if it gets me free stuff. 44 00:03:17,128 --> 00:03:18,229 -Hey. -Ha, ha. 45 00:03:18,363 --> 00:03:20,198 -Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you. -Yeah? 46 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:22,734 -You got a phone? -What, your truck break down? 47 00:03:22,901 --> 00:03:26,771 No, genius, I like standing in a shitty neighborhood with my dick in my hands. 48 00:03:26,905 --> 00:03:31,242 I'm already two hours late on this load. I try to take one shortcut, this is what I get. 49 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:34,112 My goddamn kid drained my phone playing "Doodle Jump." 50 00:03:34,245 --> 00:03:36,247 My goddamn wife took my charger. 51 00:03:36,381 --> 00:03:38,983 I'll give you 5 bucks if you let me use your phone. 52 00:03:39,117 --> 00:03:41,252 -Just one call. -Oh, we don't have a phone. 53 00:03:41,386 --> 00:03:44,489 Our dad says not till we're 18. 54 00:03:44,823 --> 00:03:46,057 Um, but you know what? 55 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:49,494 There's a bar, I think, about 10 blocks that way. 56 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:52,063 What's it called? Uh, O'Flaherty's. 57 00:03:52,197 --> 00:03:54,165 Tell them your family's from County Cork. 58 00:03:54,332 --> 00:03:58,169 -Ten blocks? -Maybe five. Straight shot. 59 00:04:00,939 --> 00:04:03,374 This is yours if you keep an eye on the truck. 60 00:04:03,508 --> 00:04:07,112 -Five bucks? -Oh, cool. Thanks, mister. 61 00:04:08,913 --> 00:04:11,983 Hey, hey. Make sure no one gets near it. 62 00:04:12,117 --> 00:04:14,018 Will do. 63 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:24,829 Yo, Kev. 64 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:27,532 Forty-third and Halsted. Bring a crowbar. 65 00:04:31,436 --> 00:04:35,273 -So tonight. What do you think? -Like I'm going to a hotel tonight. 66 00:04:35,974 --> 00:04:39,110 A great thing about hotels is that the toilets actually work. 67 00:04:40,378 --> 00:04:43,982 -You buy watches? -Buy, trade. 68 00:04:44,115 --> 00:04:45,383 I need cash. 69 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:50,555 Twenty years with the ITC. Sure you wanna part with this, Eddie? 70 00:04:50,889 --> 00:04:56,427 That's 24-karat gold. Best there is. Test it, you'll see. 71 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,401 Damn Palestinians, huh? 72 00:05:03,535 --> 00:05:07,172 It's like they come out of the womb wearing a suicide vest, am I right, ha, ha? 73 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:14,412 You ask me, we should just give you guys the green light, take them all out. 74 00:05:14,546 --> 00:05:17,015 I believe in a two-state solution. 75 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,919 Don't know why you yids get such a bad rap... 76 00:05:21,052 --> 00:05:23,188 ...for being greedy, controlling the media... 77 00:05:23,321 --> 00:05:25,890 ...making everyone get their dicks cut. 78 00:05:26,024 --> 00:05:27,292 Killing our Lord and Savior? 79 00:05:27,425 --> 00:05:29,928 Everyone knows that was Pontius Pilate, not you. 80 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:33,364 -Thirty-five dollars. -Two hundred fifty. 81 00:05:33,498 --> 00:05:37,101 -Thirty-five dollars. -The hell? Ugh. 82 00:05:37,235 --> 00:05:39,137 You're supposed to negotiate. 83 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:43,308 The phrase "Jew me down" only works if you take the fair price I start with... 84 00:05:43,441 --> 00:05:47,111 ...and you slowly Jew me down to an unacceptable number. 85 00:05:47,245 --> 00:05:49,981 You can't bottom-line some rip-off rate from the get-go. 86 00:05:50,114 --> 00:05:52,917 -Give me a number. -Thirty-five. 87 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:57,388 And my ancestors and I take full credit for crucifying that Christ putz. 88 00:05:57,522 --> 00:06:00,892 So you want the $35 or not? 89 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,497 Mel Gibson was right! 90 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,608 Don't touch my cup, Frank. 91 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:20,144 I just came over to say hello, Benny. Jesus. 92 00:06:20,278 --> 00:06:22,280 Neat trick, you knowing it was me, though. 93 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:25,984 Who else smells like Old Style and ball sweat? 94 00:06:26,117 --> 00:06:27,952 -Ha, ha. -I'll, uh... 95 00:06:28,086 --> 00:06:31,422 -I'll help you cross the street. -I don't wanna cross no street. 96 00:06:32,657 --> 00:06:35,393 Jesus. I need it more than you. 97 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:39,497 Wow! 98 00:06:39,631 --> 00:06:40,932 -Ha, ha. -Fuck. 99 00:06:41,065 --> 00:06:42,100 What is this? 100 00:06:43,034 --> 00:06:45,303 Come on. I got them, I got them, I got them. 101 00:06:45,436 --> 00:06:47,972 All right, I got you. 102 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:51,909 You go ahead. I'm gonna go back and fight for more. 103 00:06:52,043 --> 00:06:53,911 Are you sure that's such a good idea? 104 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:58,683 Out of my way. I buried two husbands. 105 00:06:59,017 --> 00:07:00,118 Take it easy, Grandma. 106 00:07:01,286 --> 00:07:04,222 How the hell we gonna fit all of that in there? 107 00:07:04,355 --> 00:07:07,025 We could hang it in the garage, hack off what we need. 108 00:07:07,158 --> 00:07:09,527 -Rats would get it. -Rats won't be a problem. 109 00:07:09,661 --> 00:07:12,430 Move, move, move. Dude, move, move, move. 110 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:16,134 -Here we go. Ugh. Phew! -Does Ron still have that chain saw? 111 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:18,503 He owes me. I told his wife he was on his way... 112 00:07:18,636 --> 00:07:21,239 ...when he was getting a hummer from some dude. Lip. 113 00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:22,540 -Yeah? -Lip, let's go. 114 00:07:25,543 --> 00:07:29,047 Straight shot. There's no O'Flaherty's. 115 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,983 There's no stinking way they're getting that 5 bucks now. 116 00:07:41,359 --> 00:07:44,729 Hey, look what fell off the back of a truck. 117 00:07:46,297 --> 00:07:48,399 Mickey? Again? 118 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,069 Don't think he detached my retina this time. 119 00:07:51,202 --> 00:07:53,571 -Linda's gonna shit a brick. -Let me see. 120 00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:57,175 I can run out and replace whatever he took before she gets here. 121 00:07:57,308 --> 00:08:00,478 No, you can't. It's gonna take three days for the background check. 122 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:02,981 -He took the gun? How? -I pulled it on him. 123 00:08:03,114 --> 00:08:04,449 Even released the safety. 124 00:08:04,582 --> 00:08:07,452 But what was I supposed to do? Shoot him over a Cup-a-Soup? 125 00:08:07,585 --> 00:08:10,989 Wish he'd burnt the store down. Never wanted it to begin with. 126 00:08:11,122 --> 00:08:13,458 Wanted to be a landscaper. 127 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:16,327 -Where's the charcoal? -Above the veggies. 128 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:18,129 Barbecue sauce? 129 00:08:24,235 --> 00:08:25,269 Got more newspapers. 130 00:08:25,403 --> 00:08:28,706 -This expired when Bush was president. -It's supposed to age. It's fine. 131 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,377 -Wait, who's got the chain saw? -Lip. 132 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:36,447 Another cool thing about hotels is that you don't have to saw your own meat. 133 00:08:36,614 --> 00:08:38,449 -Any more Ziplocs? -You look exhausted. 134 00:08:38,616 --> 00:08:41,519 -You could use the getaway. -Fuck you. 135 00:08:42,553 --> 00:08:45,023 -What? -Upstairs bathroom. 136 00:08:45,156 --> 00:08:46,457 What is it? 137 00:08:46,624 --> 00:08:49,227 What used to be in the toilet is now in the tub. 138 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,363 -Check-in time is 4:00. -Oh, great idea. I'm in. 139 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:55,466 Let's pencil that in for, say, 2023. 140 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:57,468 Watch Liam for me. Come on. 141 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:02,373 Brother, you gotta stop embarrassing yourself. 142 00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:05,810 Fiona's a 'hood girl, not a debutante from Glencoe. 143 00:09:06,144 --> 00:09:08,780 It's painful, man, you always asking her on lunches... 144 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,415 ...taking a getaway. 145 00:09:10,548 --> 00:09:12,750 What's next, coed bikini waxes and a spa day? 146 00:09:13,084 --> 00:09:16,354 When she says, "Fuck you," it means "I like you." 147 00:09:16,487 --> 00:09:19,557 -It's 'hood speak. Learn the language. -Okay, any suggestions? 148 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:24,562 All day, all she does is make decisions. Five kids, fucking Frank. 149 00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:27,832 Stop asking her what she needs. Fucking tell her. 150 00:09:35,073 --> 00:09:37,708 -Change your mind about that movie? -Where's Mickey? 151 00:09:37,842 --> 00:09:39,844 Downstate, picking up our dad from prison. 152 00:09:40,178 --> 00:09:41,212 Why? 153 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,848 What the hell, Ian? 154 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,785 What are you doing? 155 00:09:50,822 --> 00:09:52,356 Mickey will kill you. 156 00:09:56,227 --> 00:09:58,329 What do you want? 157 00:09:58,463 --> 00:09:59,530 Ian! 158 00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:01,199 He hit Kash, okay? 159 00:10:03,234 --> 00:10:06,370 Just go. I'll put everything back. 160 00:10:06,504 --> 00:10:09,474 Tell him it ends now. No more messing with Kash. 161 00:10:09,607 --> 00:10:12,376 And tell him I want the gun back. Tonight. 162 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,318 Give me the money. 163 00:10:20,451 --> 00:10:22,353 I've got a gun. 164 00:10:23,387 --> 00:10:26,657 -Frank? -What? No. I'll use it. 165 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:29,427 For what? To jack off? Go home. 166 00:10:34,398 --> 00:10:36,567 You left Liam where? 167 00:10:36,734 --> 00:10:39,604 He's not dry cleaning. You can't just drop him off. 168 00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:42,673 Aah! Look after Liam? I'd love to. 169 00:10:42,807 --> 00:10:45,877 I can keep him in my room until Karen goes to college. 170 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,912 -No, just for one night. -Oh. 171 00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:51,249 Okay. Well, we'll have the best slumber party ever. 172 00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:54,752 Come on, sweet boy. 173 00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:58,489 Oh, hold on one second. Just hold on one second. 174 00:11:05,363 --> 00:11:08,933 -Sheila? -Hold on, baby. Yeah, okay. 175 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,569 Okay. Who's a sweet boy? Come here. 176 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:15,740 Oh, what a sweet baby. 177 00:11:15,873 --> 00:11:18,276 Look at you. We're gonna have so much fun. 178 00:11:18,409 --> 00:11:23,447 How about if we start with a bath? Okay? You like bubbles, don't you? 179 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,450 -Not a chance. -What's the problem? You go out. 180 00:11:26,584 --> 00:11:28,486 Yeah, for a few hours. Not overnight. 181 00:11:28,619 --> 00:11:30,755 They can't get by without you for one night? 182 00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:34,792 -You seem to have trouble with it. -Come on. Let's ask them. 183 00:11:35,526 --> 00:11:36,961 Let's go, let's go. 184 00:11:37,295 --> 00:11:40,464 You think you guys can survive one night without Fiona? 185 00:11:40,598 --> 00:11:41,899 No. 186 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,735 Heh. Kidding. 187 00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:46,571 - Sure. - Yeah, have a great time. 188 00:11:46,704 --> 00:11:50,808 -Debs, go pick up Liam from Sheila's. -No, wait. Debs, hold on. 189 00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:54,912 -So you're chained to this house? -I'm not a Labrador. I like it here. 190 00:11:55,246 --> 00:11:57,648 You'll be 40 by the time Liam gets out of the house. 191 00:11:57,815 --> 00:12:00,484 -Thirty-seven. -It really doesn't have to be like this. 192 00:12:00,618 --> 00:12:02,853 Which part? The part where my mom splits? 193 00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:05,756 Or the part where my dad's a raging alcoholic narcissist? 194 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:10,294 The part where you feel like the world will stop spinning if you take a night off. 195 00:12:10,428 --> 00:12:14,298 When a plane goes down, they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone. 196 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:16,968 Put your mask on, Fiona. 197 00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:22,006 Yeah? Well, I've never been on a plane. 198 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,361 Oh, thank God. 199 00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:46,564 -Frank here? -Only when there's a check coming. 200 00:12:46,697 --> 00:12:49,033 -Who are you? -I'm his friend Kermit. 201 00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:52,737 Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet. 202 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:55,506 Can you tell him, "I'm sorry, I tried"? 203 00:12:56,707 --> 00:12:57,942 Frank's mail. 204 00:12:58,275 --> 00:12:59,977 He's been having it sent to my place... 205 00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:03,914 ...but my girlfriend moved in, and she's been making a lot of changes. 206 00:13:04,048 --> 00:13:06,651 She threw out my collection of 19th-century erotica. 207 00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:10,021 That was hard. She threw out my old Atari cartridges. 208 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,023 That was harder. 209 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:15,426 But let's be honest. She's my last chance at happiness... 210 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:18,829 ...and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right? 211 00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:23,501 I'll get the other bags from the car. 212 00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:35,746 -What's all this? -Frank's bills. 213 00:13:38,549 --> 00:13:39,984 Six hundred and eighty dollars... 214 00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:41,786 ...at Murphy's Liquor. 215 00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:46,023 Twelve hundred at the Windy Titty? 216 00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:47,658 A grand to Big Lenny? 217 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,694 Drug dealers take credit cards? 218 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,566 He bought a 65-inch flat-screen? Where the hell is that? 219 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,035 Wait, let me see those. 220 00:13:58,402 --> 00:13:59,904 -Unbelievable. -What? 221 00:14:00,037 --> 00:14:01,939 He used our names to get the cards. 222 00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:05,509 Cool, I just got a subscription to Penthouse. 223 00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:10,915 Another JB. 224 00:14:11,048 --> 00:14:14,351 How about another steak to soak that up before you go to surgery? 225 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:16,554 Know anyone who wants to buy part of a liver? 226 00:14:16,687 --> 00:14:18,689 Something tells me yours has too many miles on it. 227 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,091 Aha! 228 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:23,928 Your phone, garçon. Here's a man with cash to give. 229 00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:26,997 -A.B. Fischer. -The HoboBrawl guy? 230 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:30,668 -I could pass. -As homeless? You? No. 231 00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:33,971 Bills. From our creditors. 232 00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:36,374 You've been buying stuff using our names? 233 00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:37,742 Never used your name. 234 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,977 Do you know how much debt your kids are in? 235 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:41,145 Seventy-five hundred. 236 00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:44,148 -I couldn't get them to raise the limit. -Plus interest. 237 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:47,051 It's the credit-card company you should blame. 238 00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:50,154 I didn't cause the downfall of the American economy. 239 00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:54,658 The president said, "Spend." I spent. Where's my Purple Heart? 240 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,060 Is that a new flat-screen? 241 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,130 Smashed the first one when he was on crystal microdot. 242 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:04,835 Meanwhile, some guy named Paco is jumping a fence and taking my job. 243 00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:06,036 Where's the justice? 244 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:09,640 Sends for his whole family, packs them in, 20 to a room. 245 00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:13,878 Guess who's supporting them. Me. My taxes. 246 00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:16,947 What happened to personal responsibility? 247 00:15:17,081 --> 00:15:19,049 Never use their names again. 248 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,887 You're a liberal. 249 00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:29,160 How does a grown man let a teenager take a gun from him? 250 00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:33,697 How can a man who has fathered two children have no balls? 251 00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:36,467 -It's a medical mystery. -What do you want me to do? 252 00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:37,935 Restock the feminine hygiene. 253 00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:40,504 What did you want me to do, shoot the kid? 254 00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:43,474 You'd probably get thank-you cards. You're a U.S. citizen. 255 00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:47,578 You have the right to bear arms, a right none of those founding fathers thought... 256 00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:50,548 ...would trickle down to us, but that's their fault. 257 00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:52,516 We're getting robbed blind. 258 00:15:56,053 --> 00:15:57,888 Is that a new jacket, Ian? 259 00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,492 -Yeah. -Where'd you get the money? 260 00:16:01,659 --> 00:16:03,494 The register? 261 00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:09,066 There anything going on behind my back? 262 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,972 No. 263 00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:19,176 Four cameras. Every square inch covered. 264 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:23,147 From now on, I am the eye in the sky. 265 00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:36,827 Ooh, look. I found another box. 266 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:38,128 Ooh! 267 00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:42,867 My gosh. Let's see what's in here. Okay. 268 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,568 Oh, finger-paints. 269 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,572 We definitely have to do that. 270 00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:52,109 And let's see, what else do we have? 271 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,844 Ooh! 272 00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:59,116 Which one do you like better, the baby or the whore? 273 00:17:00,284 --> 00:17:03,921 Which one, sweet baby? The whore. Okay. 274 00:17:04,054 --> 00:17:08,926 Look at that. It's Karen's Easy-Bake Oven. 275 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,229 Oh, my gosh. 276 00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:31,916 What is this meeting tonight? You join Sex Addicts Anonymous? 277 00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:34,718 It's with a social worker. We're getting a foster kid. 278 00:17:34,852 --> 00:17:38,255 -Thought you didn't want kids. -Three eighty-four a month. 279 00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:41,292 You ready for it? It's lots of work. 280 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,762 Kev really wants a kid. I convinced him to rent before we own. 281 00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:47,264 Can you take Frank off my hands while you're at it? 282 00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:50,801 He really order 12 bottles of Oxy under Carl's name? 283 00:17:50,935 --> 00:17:54,138 Claimed he was a cancer patient. He's got Debbie buying handguns. 284 00:17:54,271 --> 00:17:57,107 It's enough he screws up his own life. Leave us out of it. 285 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,843 -Girl, you need to unwind. -You sound like Steve. 286 00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:02,813 He may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point. 287 00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:05,649 This is my side. This is where you're supposed to be. 288 00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:07,685 -Just go. -You don't think I want to? 289 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:11,121 A night in a fancy hotel? You don't think I'd love to jump at that? 290 00:18:11,255 --> 00:18:13,657 I don't have a choice. I don't get to just go. 291 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:15,993 Don't be stupid. 292 00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:18,729 You have a choice, you're just making the wrong one. 293 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:21,799 Everybody's gonna be in one piece when you get back. Just go. 294 00:18:21,932 --> 00:18:27,371 Order room service, take a bath, fuck with the curtains open. 295 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:34,044 One, a-two, a-three. 296 00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:38,115 Look at you go. You're like a cowboy. 297 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:41,819 Let's see. Do you like it? Do you like it, sweet boy? 298 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,124 Oh! 299 00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:49,259 I just... 300 00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:54,231 I just wanna see. So soft. 301 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,202 Oh! 302 00:18:58,335 --> 00:19:02,239 You're a sweet boy. You're a sweet boy. 303 00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:03,674 Yes, you are. 304 00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:08,012 {\an8}Take out his eye. 305 00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:10,347 {\an8}These hobos are really going for blood. 306 00:19:11,949 --> 00:19:12,983 There you go. 307 00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:17,154 I need $6000 by tomorrow, or I'm a dead man. 308 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:20,090 -You know what saved my life? -Ah, don't say Jesus. 309 00:19:20,257 --> 00:19:23,093 -Smoothie saved my life. -Who's Smoothie? 310 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,329 Not a guy, the drink. 311 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:29,700 That was when I worked in an office, came home to a house, closet of suits. 312 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:32,236 -A wife, kid, you name it. -Nightmare. 313 00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:35,039 Went out of the office one morning on a smoothie run. 314 00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:36,407 Didn't even like smoothies. 315 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,942 While I was out, the office got hit by a plane. 316 00:19:39,076 --> 00:19:41,011 A fucking Cessna. Can you believe that? 317 00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:44,748 The big fire. They couldn't ID shit. 318 00:19:44,882 --> 00:19:46,216 Presumed dead. 319 00:19:46,984 --> 00:19:49,019 I never went home, and I never looked back. 320 00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:51,455 Start over, Frank. Come on. 321 00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,891 Where the hell am I gonna get a Cessna? 322 00:19:54,024 --> 00:19:56,927 Take matters into your own hands. 323 00:19:57,061 --> 00:20:00,464 -You get me? -Yeah... 324 00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:02,900 No. 325 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,436 Make those guys who are after you think you're dead. 326 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,338 They don't live here. You're never gonna see them again. 327 00:20:08,472 --> 00:20:12,009 You pretend to be dead, and your problems die for real. 328 00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:14,845 Yo, Gallagher, you're up. 329 00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,053 My lucky day. 330 00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:26,857 Go for the nuts. 331 00:20:29,393 --> 00:20:34,298 There we go. All nice and clean. 332 00:20:34,431 --> 00:20:36,934 Oh, Liam, it's so warm. 333 00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:41,472 Liam? 334 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:43,807 Liam? 335 00:20:45,342 --> 00:20:48,979 Liam, are we playing hide-and-seek? 336 00:20:49,113 --> 00:20:53,350 Liam, where did you crawl off to? 337 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:58,422 Liam? 338 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,434 Liam! 339 00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:16,774 No, come inside, sweetie! Liam, honey! You have to come... 340 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:34,858 Liam. 341 00:21:41,832 --> 00:21:44,001 Okay. Okay. 342 00:21:45,135 --> 00:21:49,573 -I should call. -Everything back home is fine. This way. 343 00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:52,342 -Don't we have to check in? -We're about to. 344 00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:54,144 -All set? -Room 3201. 345 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:57,281 Wedding was called off, but the room was charged to their card. 346 00:21:57,414 --> 00:21:59,316 The bride saw her fiancé on To Catch a Predator. 347 00:21:59,449 --> 00:22:00,918 Ouch! 348 00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:03,020 Honeymoon suite's all yours. 349 00:22:03,153 --> 00:22:06,123 -Honeymoon suite? -Oh, you're gonna love it. 350 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,896 Liam! Liam, come. 351 00:22:13,063 --> 00:22:15,032 - Liam! - Hey. 352 00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:54,938 Checking if you can see the house from here? 353 00:22:55,072 --> 00:22:58,141 Ah, I assume Carl's burned it to the ground by now. 354 00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,143 Come on. One night. 355 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,145 Hungry? 356 00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:04,881 Yeah, but could we order a burger or something? 357 00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:07,284 Hotel probably gave us something hard to pronounce. 358 00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:08,585 Take a look. 359 00:23:08,919 --> 00:23:13,290 Al's Beef, sweet peppers. I had them bring it over. 360 00:23:14,591 --> 00:23:17,327 -I think I just came. -Fries too. 361 00:23:18,996 --> 00:23:20,931 Dig in. 362 00:23:21,498 --> 00:23:23,033 I won't look like a lady. 363 00:23:51,561 --> 00:23:53,563 Liam's in danger. 364 00:23:53,697 --> 00:23:55,499 He needs me. 365 00:24:19,723 --> 00:24:21,191 Okay. 366 00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:26,196 I made it. 367 00:24:31,968 --> 00:24:33,270 What happened to you? 368 00:24:33,403 --> 00:24:38,241 Uh, a huge guy jumped me. Two eighty, 290, steroids... Who knows? 369 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:41,011 -Good for him. -I need your help. 370 00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:43,980 -I got maybe 2 bucks. -No, no, no. Show of hands. 371 00:24:44,114 --> 00:24:48,452 How many of you, at one point or another, wanted to see me dead? 372 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,723 Yeah. Here's your chance. 373 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:16,580 Hi, Mrs. Bergdoll. Got some bones for your pit bulls. 374 00:25:16,713 --> 00:25:21,618 I told you, no more comforters until Carl kicks the head lice. 375 00:25:21,752 --> 00:25:24,087 I need a man's suit. Something dark. 376 00:25:24,721 --> 00:25:28,125 The box. They were never picked up. 377 00:25:35,265 --> 00:25:38,135 Any chance I can borrow this? 378 00:25:38,301 --> 00:25:40,270 I'll return it tomorrow, promise. 379 00:25:40,404 --> 00:25:41,805 -Who for? -My dad. 380 00:25:42,139 --> 00:25:43,407 Frank? I'd have to burn it. 381 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:48,145 Four-pound roast and 10 pounds of prime chuck? 382 00:25:52,315 --> 00:25:55,085 -Got nothing. You? -Empty. 383 00:25:55,252 --> 00:25:56,787 Hey, I gotta leave in five minutes. 384 00:25:57,154 --> 00:26:00,123 I can't believe you guys are getting a foster kid. 385 00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:01,291 Bingo. 386 00:26:02,058 --> 00:26:04,494 Looks like a good one too. 387 00:26:05,729 --> 00:26:08,331 You know, a lot of those foster kids are messed up. 388 00:26:08,465 --> 00:26:10,066 Exactly. 389 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,170 That's why they need a positive influence. 390 00:26:19,743 --> 00:26:21,611 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 391 00:26:21,745 --> 00:26:23,814 What do you want? Vicodin, morphine, peyote? 392 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,450 -Tetrodotoxin. -Zombie drug. Need a week. 393 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:27,617 Uh, need something now. 394 00:26:27,751 --> 00:26:30,253 -Roofie get the job done? -I don't wanna rape him. 395 00:26:30,387 --> 00:26:33,723 -I just need to knock his ass out. -Could I try a sample of that one? 396 00:26:33,857 --> 00:26:36,393 -No free samples. -Where'd you learn your trade? 397 00:26:36,526 --> 00:26:41,164 You're supposed to get me hooked. Never go on stage without a dry run. 398 00:26:41,298 --> 00:26:44,701 -I'm gonna take six of these ones... -Just give me the, uh, horse tranquilizer. 399 00:26:44,835 --> 00:26:47,838 Enough to knock out a Clydesdale. Frank's a professional. 400 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,307 You're gonna wanna check his pockets before you go. 401 00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:54,444 Up a little more. 402 00:26:56,613 --> 00:26:58,315 -Little more. -That good? 403 00:26:59,149 --> 00:27:00,717 Let's see. 404 00:27:06,356 --> 00:27:09,326 -Can you see me? -No. It's a Bermuda Triangle. 405 00:27:11,328 --> 00:27:12,629 Lock the door. 406 00:27:36,386 --> 00:27:38,388 Mm. 407 00:27:39,489 --> 00:27:41,558 What time is it? 408 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:45,662 More like "What day is it?" Saturday, officially. 409 00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:48,532 Have you been watching TV on mute this whole time? 410 00:27:48,665 --> 00:27:51,301 Yeah, the Bulls game was fine, but Charlie Rose was a challenge. 411 00:27:51,434 --> 00:27:53,370 Mm. Wow. 412 00:27:53,503 --> 00:27:57,607 I've never slept on a bed this soft, only made one. 413 00:27:58,508 --> 00:28:01,311 You know, I should let you doze off more often. 414 00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:02,712 I learned quite a lot. 415 00:28:02,846 --> 00:28:04,514 You talk in your sleep. 416 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:07,884 -Shut up. -Yeah, you really opened up. 417 00:28:08,218 --> 00:28:09,853 Thanked me for taking you away. 418 00:28:10,787 --> 00:28:12,589 -Really? -I mean, you kept on saying: 419 00:28:12,722 --> 00:28:14,524 -"You were right." -Anything else? 420 00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:16,793 "You're perfect. I don't know what I'd do without you." 421 00:28:16,927 --> 00:28:19,663 -Uh-huh. That sounds just like me. -I know, right? 422 00:28:19,796 --> 00:28:23,466 Along with something about my penis being enormous and all-powerful. 423 00:28:25,969 --> 00:28:30,640 Well, go tuck your enormous penis in your pants and go answer the door. 424 00:28:33,643 --> 00:28:36,479 Reminder: Gotta be out by 10 a.m. Convention coming in. 425 00:28:37,814 --> 00:28:40,817 -Hey, what floor's the pool? -Second, but it's closed. 426 00:28:45,555 --> 00:28:46,990 You bring your bathing suit? 427 00:28:49,426 --> 00:28:50,894 Me neither. 428 00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:18,081 -What the fuck? -I want the gun back, Mickey. 429 00:30:19,449 --> 00:30:21,051 -Gallagher? -The gun. 430 00:30:22,419 --> 00:30:24,020 All right. 431 00:31:02,692 --> 00:31:03,960 Thank you for watching Liam. 432 00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:05,695 Hope he wasn't too much trouble. 433 00:31:05,829 --> 00:31:08,765 No trouble at all. Don't be silly. 434 00:31:08,898 --> 00:31:11,368 We were just finger-painting. How was your night? 435 00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:14,771 -Just what the doctor ordered. -Will you need another? I can take him. 436 00:31:14,904 --> 00:31:17,841 -Thank you, Sheila, but I couldn't ask... -No, really, really. 437 00:31:17,974 --> 00:31:22,679 It's really no bother. Really. 438 00:31:26,116 --> 00:31:30,120 I knitted him the sweater. Yeah. 439 00:31:30,987 --> 00:31:35,392 - Okay, so here's his baby bag. - Thanks. 440 00:31:35,725 --> 00:31:37,494 And... 441 00:31:38,695 --> 00:31:40,029 - Okay. - Come here, Pooh bear. 442 00:31:40,764 --> 00:31:42,165 - Okay. - Come on. 443 00:31:42,499 --> 00:31:43,700 -Okay. -Bye-bye, sweet boy. 444 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:46,703 Okay. Say goodbye, Liam. 445 00:31:46,836 --> 00:31:48,638 - Goodbye. - Bye-bye. 446 00:31:48,772 --> 00:31:49,839 Thank you. 447 00:31:50,006 --> 00:31:52,075 - Bye. - Bye. 448 00:31:58,415 --> 00:32:00,917 You making all that noise? I'm trying to fucking sleep. 449 00:32:01,050 --> 00:32:02,652 You want your eggs or not, Dad? 450 00:32:02,786 --> 00:32:05,655 If you stop being such a prick, I'll even make you sausage. 451 00:32:05,789 --> 00:32:07,857 Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. 452 00:32:36,486 --> 00:32:38,788 Mandy's making eggs. 453 00:32:41,090 --> 00:32:44,694 Put some clothes on. You two look like a couple of fags. 454 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:55,839 Seen Frank? 455 00:32:55,972 --> 00:32:58,942 -Know where he is? -My heart says up there. 456 00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:01,611 But my gut says: 457 00:33:02,779 --> 00:33:05,181 -He died last night. -Cut the shit, asshole. 458 00:33:05,515 --> 00:33:08,084 -He did. He offed himself. OD'd. -Yeah? What'd he take? 459 00:33:08,218 --> 00:33:10,987 What didn't he take? Blaze-of-glory cocktail. 460 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,625 Vodka, codeine, ecstasy, PCP and sleeping pills, with a Drano chaser. 461 00:33:15,758 --> 00:33:19,028 Man, I should've known something was wrong when he left last night. 462 00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:20,897 He hugged me. 463 00:33:24,801 --> 00:33:30,139 Oh, what, you don't believe me? Yeah? Why don't you go see for yourself? 464 00:33:43,119 --> 00:33:46,022 Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out. 465 00:33:51,127 --> 00:33:52,962 A hearse? 466 00:33:53,763 --> 00:33:55,532 Come on. 467 00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,770 - Yo, Carl, grab those. - Let's go, let's go. 468 00:34:00,904 --> 00:34:03,806 - Yeah, right there. - Hey. Put that right over there. 469 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:05,909 Right over there, Carl. Turn it around. 470 00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:08,878 -What the hell? -Put it... Go get the other one. 471 00:34:09,012 --> 00:34:11,881 -Act like you know what you're doing. -What's going on? 472 00:34:12,015 --> 00:34:14,717 Some killers are after Dad. We have to fake his death. 473 00:34:14,851 --> 00:34:17,754 Lip borrowed a casket, Carl found some flowers. 474 00:34:17,887 --> 00:34:19,956 Dad's getting changed. I steamed your dress. 475 00:34:20,089 --> 00:34:22,692 You have to hurry because they'll be here any minute. 476 00:34:22,825 --> 00:34:24,661 Anybody seen Ian? 477 00:34:24,794 --> 00:34:25,828 Debs, come here. 478 00:34:32,602 --> 00:34:33,970 Ian? 479 00:34:34,103 --> 00:34:36,339 What are you doing here? 480 00:34:36,673 --> 00:34:38,308 I told you to forget about it. 481 00:34:39,776 --> 00:34:40,910 Shit. Are you okay? 482 00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:44,180 Yeah. I'm good. 483 00:34:52,322 --> 00:34:55,692 - Stuff the ice in his shirt. - Stop, enough. 484 00:34:55,825 --> 00:34:58,595 -Your body needs to be cold. -More morphine. 485 00:34:58,728 --> 00:35:01,864 -It's horse tranquilizer. -Get in the coffin before you pass out. 486 00:35:01,998 --> 00:35:04,867 -Just a little taste? -I don't know why we do this for you. 487 00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:10,607 You think it's easy being a parent? Letting Fiona be the good cop? 488 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:14,677 The important thing is you kids. Carl. 489 00:35:14,811 --> 00:35:18,681 I remember when the nurse in the hospital handed you to me. 490 00:35:18,815 --> 00:35:21,985 Carl was born in the back of the van. You weren't there. 491 00:35:22,118 --> 00:35:24,053 I slapped his little ass myself. 492 00:35:26,856 --> 00:35:28,358 - Okay. - Get him in the coffin. 493 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:29,993 Watch your head. 494 00:35:31,961 --> 00:35:33,997 - Okay. - Looks dead. 495 00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:35,965 Shallow breathing, clammy. 496 00:35:36,099 --> 00:35:38,001 - Hey, Carl, more ice. - Got it. 497 00:36:04,894 --> 00:36:07,263 Sorry for your loss. 498 00:36:07,397 --> 00:36:08,965 -It was a shock. -I'm sure. 499 00:36:09,966 --> 00:36:13,302 -Accident, was it? -Suicide. 500 00:36:17,106 --> 00:36:19,042 -Aah! -I know you're faking it. 501 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:22,879 Come on, open your eyes, you lying, squirrelly sack of shit. 502 00:36:23,212 --> 00:36:25,748 -Jesus, Rob. -You're alive, I know it. Come on. 503 00:36:25,882 --> 00:36:28,284 What's the matter with you? Look at him, he's dead. 504 00:36:28,885 --> 00:36:30,987 Sorry. He's been under a lot of stress. 505 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,289 Gonna check with the boss. Nobody move. 506 00:36:40,096 --> 00:36:41,998 Yeah, there's nothing here worth taking. 507 00:36:42,131 --> 00:36:45,902 Unless you want the little girl. She's 11, 12. 508 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:48,971 No, she's cute, but not really a looker. 509 00:36:49,105 --> 00:36:53,810 How about Frank? Any toes, fingers, you know, for proof? 510 00:36:56,245 --> 00:36:58,848 Okay. Keeps his extremities. 511 00:36:58,981 --> 00:37:02,218 -And you'll be going? -Soon as he's in the ground. 512 00:37:02,351 --> 00:37:03,953 What? No. Why? 513 00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:06,856 Boss's orders. Stay with the scumbag till he's buried. 514 00:37:12,228 --> 00:37:13,262 Damn it, that's me. 515 00:37:18,234 --> 00:37:19,769 They're gonna bury him? 516 00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:21,437 -If we keep our mouths shut. -Shit. 517 00:37:21,771 --> 00:37:24,941 -We need something to put in the coffin. -All right. 518 00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:38,421 We need more time. Can you stall them? 519 00:37:41,157 --> 00:37:42,859 Okay. 520 00:37:43,392 --> 00:37:44,961 -Ready? Lift. -Lift. 521 00:37:48,030 --> 00:37:49,499 - Fuck. - God. 522 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,804 - Carl's not lifting his share. - Yes, I am. You're not. 523 00:37:54,971 --> 00:37:56,405 - Shut up, you two. - Let me help. 524 00:37:57,373 --> 00:38:00,243 Jesus. Stiff's starting to get ripe. 525 00:38:08,284 --> 00:38:10,486 Can you come here for a second, honey? 526 00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:13,489 Wanna show you something. 527 00:38:13,823 --> 00:38:17,527 This is from yesterday. Does anything look different to you? 528 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:18,995 No. 529 00:38:19,128 --> 00:38:23,065 You don't see the camera? It's like it moved just a little bit. 530 00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:24,534 There. 531 00:38:26,135 --> 00:38:29,138 -Register matches inventory. -Yeah, you're right. 532 00:38:29,272 --> 00:38:31,040 I should probably shut it off. 533 00:38:31,507 --> 00:38:35,411 But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. 534 00:38:35,578 --> 00:38:36,846 Here it is. 535 00:38:37,013 --> 00:38:40,016 Billy Elliot cornholing the father of my children. 536 00:38:40,149 --> 00:38:43,920 Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face. 537 00:38:44,086 --> 00:38:46,055 What? We were just getting to the climax. 538 00:38:46,189 --> 00:38:48,090 Literally. 539 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:53,496 Linda, I just got your message. What's up? 540 00:38:57,867 --> 00:39:00,236 That's for screwing my husband. 541 00:39:01,304 --> 00:39:04,173 -What are you gonna tell the kids? -I'm not. 542 00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:08,544 -What about my mom? -You bastard. What about me? 543 00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:15,618 Do you want me to go? 544 00:39:18,221 --> 00:39:20,256 Where does that leave me? 545 00:39:20,389 --> 00:39:22,558 Starting over? 546 00:39:22,892 --> 00:39:25,294 I'm a white Muslim. 547 00:39:30,399 --> 00:39:33,536 -I want another baby. -What? 548 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:36,205 I get what I want, and you can have what you want. 549 00:39:36,339 --> 00:39:37,373 Behind closed doors. 550 00:39:37,506 --> 00:39:40,376 I don't wanna be the laughing stock of the mosque. 551 00:39:42,578 --> 00:39:47,250 But no touching the forbidden fruit until I'm knocked up. 552 00:39:47,383 --> 00:39:49,218 We clear? 553 00:39:54,090 --> 00:39:55,892 I'm sorry. 554 00:39:57,326 --> 00:39:58,361 You're not fired. 555 00:40:00,329 --> 00:40:03,599 My opinion? You could do better. 556 00:40:17,079 --> 00:40:18,114 Fuck you. 557 00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:24,387 Oh. Sorry, buddy, it's a private wake. 558 00:40:30,226 --> 00:40:32,128 Could I have your attention, please? 559 00:40:32,662 --> 00:40:37,433 Uh, Frank Gallagher. Loving husband, devoted father. 560 00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:41,270 Truly respected and cherished member of this community. 561 00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:43,973 He was a good friend and a good neighbor... 562 00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:46,242 ...and he will be sorely missed. 563 00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:48,444 I just hope that in the afterlife... 564 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,050 ...they treat him as kindly as he treated us. To Frank. 565 00:40:54,183 --> 00:40:56,085 To Frank. 566 00:40:59,188 --> 00:41:00,690 Long trip back to Milwaukee. 567 00:41:02,391 --> 00:41:03,559 You okay to drive? 568 00:41:21,444 --> 00:41:25,014 Gonna take more than that to put out the lights on Frank Gallagher. 569 00:41:25,181 --> 00:41:28,084 Next round's on me. Yeah! 570 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:39,528 I followed the light, and there was Jesus. 571 00:41:39,662 --> 00:41:42,431 He enveloped me in his arms. 572 00:41:42,598 --> 00:41:46,002 He was warm... 573 00:41:46,135 --> 00:41:48,404 ...like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker. 574 00:41:49,772 --> 00:41:51,173 - You need a cigarette. - Mm. 575 00:41:51,307 --> 00:41:52,508 Yeah. 576 00:41:53,709 --> 00:41:55,244 Hey. 577 00:41:55,411 --> 00:41:58,447 -I take it they're gone? -Are you in a fight club? 578 00:42:01,217 --> 00:42:04,153 Some of you seemed a little too eager to see me go. 579 00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:08,791 Don't think I don't know who you are. You're on the list, pal. 580 00:42:41,157 --> 00:42:43,359 People ask me, they say, "Frank..." 581 00:42:43,492 --> 00:42:45,561 Why do you drink 582 00:42:45,694 --> 00:42:47,163 To get drunk 583 00:42:47,296 --> 00:42:49,398 And why do you roll smoke 584 00:42:49,532 --> 00:42:50,733 To get high 585 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:57,373 Why must you live out All those songs that you wrote 586 00:42:58,808 --> 00:43:01,777 -See? Everything works out. -You paid them off, right? 587 00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:04,246 My brothers, Debbie. 588 00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:07,850 You paid them to tell me to go away last night, didn't you? 589 00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,292 -Fuck you. -I love you too. 590 00:43:19,328 --> 00:43:21,864 Hey, hold on. Explanation. 591 00:43:22,198 --> 00:43:23,766 -It's nothing. -No, not good enough. 592 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,734 I need an ice pack. And where's Carl? 593 00:43:25,868 --> 00:43:28,504 Tell him I need him to go to the pharmacy and get some vitamin K. 594 00:43:28,637 --> 00:43:30,339 Whoo! 595 00:43:39,415 --> 00:43:42,785 Oh, fuck, Frank. Another TV? 596 00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:45,387 I'm okay. 597 00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:49,158 Phew! Ha, ha. 598 00:44:01,337 --> 00:44:04,607 -I'll need that delivered to this address. -No problem. 599 00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:09,812 So plus tax, your total comes to $1172.24. 600 00:44:10,146 --> 00:44:11,747 There you go. 601 00:44:11,881 --> 00:44:16,218 -Thank you, Mr. Gallagher. -Mr. Gallagher? Is my dad here, ha, ha? 602 00:44:16,352 --> 00:44:18,154 Call me Liam.